March 2011
When someone asks for a chip but then they take half the bag
In class pretending like I give a shit.
When you're waiting for your fave part of a song to come up
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
Ex hits you up saying "I miss you"
February 2011
That awkward moment
when you post a picture of your new beard on facebook and Ke$ha ‘likes’ it.
That awkward moment
when Chris Brown lifts his hand to scratch his head and everyone in the room flinches.






