September 2011
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That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!”
and when she finally comes, you’re like
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That awkward moment when...
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…
Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.
Shit Tyrone…
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When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
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That awkward moment when you finish a TV show...
August 2011
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When you're watching you're favorite show and you...
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
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i was talking to my mom and i'm like "haters gonna...
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
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So, I went to the doctor today,
And they asked me all these questions for my physical. She asked me, “Do you have friends?” I said, “Yeah.”. When my mom and I got in the car, she asked me, “Why did you lie? You don’t have friends.”
The bitch that keeps singing before the...
alexxgetsthebitches:
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it's my birthdayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
"you hate that bitch too?"
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